At least they have good sweet potato fries….

***Names have been changed to protect the not so innocent***

When I first joined eHarmony a few months ago, I had been emailing a guy from Chicago that was quickly nicknamed “Share Too Soon Steven.”

“Share Too Soon Steven” did just that – shared way too much, too soon. He wanted to be upfront about his divorce. Which involved unsolicited details as to the circumstances surrounding the divorce, the date he last saw his ex-wife, and how total many months they had been separated prior to the actual divorce (he told me the divorce date, too) (Please note: I already know this man’s divorce date, but not his birthdate).

Even so, “Share Too Soon Steven” seemed like a sweetheart and I thought why not give it a chance? Maybe he’s just nervous. Maybe other girls have been judgmental about his divorce and he wants to be up front as soon as possible. Maybe a lot of things. It’s just a drink, right? But after emailing about meeting over a drink, he just…disappeared.

No worries. I went on my way, and completely forgot about him. Until this week when he reached out to see if we could finally grab that drink. A little hesitant, I agreed. And suggested a place nearby that has a great wine selection and fantastic sweet potato fries.

All of a sudden he was concerned about us meeting and hoped it was “worth the wait.” Hoping to lighten things up (seriously, who puts this much concern into one glass of wine?), I jokingly mentioned no worries – if we ended up hating each other in person, at least this place has really good sweet potato fries. I even put a damn smiley face.

But then he was concerned about me thinking we’d hate each other.

Oh dear God.

We nailed down the time. And then he admitted he was nervous I agreed to the date just to stand him up because he had “disappeared” before.

JESUS.

Responding that even if I was leery to meet him out, no worries I would never stand someone up. I even put another damn smiley face.

SMILEY FACE MEANS JOKING.

I got back an entire paragraph about how if I am going into this with bad expectations, he doesn’t think things will start off on the right foot and they will just go bad from there.

After I recovered from banging my head against the wall, I let him know I was just teasing him and would see him Friday at 7:30 p.m.

He was relieved but did email me back to let me know he thought I was serious at first.

So I resumed to banging my head up against the wall and vowed to make the most of it.

But place better not screw up my damn sweet potato fries order. Because I have a feeling that is going to be the most exciting thing about 7:30 p.m.

 

 

The good, the bad, and the funny of online dating in Chicago: Part 1

Dating in your 30′s?

I love it.

Though there are expectations for everything, we’ve all been out of college for quite a while. We’ve gone through those first few jobs taken just to pad a resume and gain experience, consider our employment a “career” and not “just a job,” and are financially in a better place (well…at the very least I can now afford Barilla pasta with Prego instead of straight up Ramen).

Some of us have been serial dating for years, some have broken engagements, some are divorced. We’ve learned what we’re looking for and we’re clear about our intentions. Guys reach out to plan great dates, let you know they’re looking forward to seeing you, and plan follow-up dates immediately. There’s no “three-day rule” in this age group, sad girls in your 20′s.

But online dating in your 30′s? In a big city?

It’s frigging awesome.

More people to choose from, more things, to do, more adventures. Between the different neighborhoods, restaurants, coffee shops, Broadway shows, dinner places and museums there’s an endless selection of culture and fun. I’ve met some really great guys on eHarmony.

But let’s be honest. You don’t want to hear about the nice guys.

You want to hear about the train wrecks.

To start off, there was the “Perfect Week Guy.” Thankfully, he remains the only one of my dates to brag about his sexual conquests over beers and appetizers. And yet was somehow was surprised when I wouldn’t go back to his apartment with him to watch How I Met Your Mother.

Another guy that I was seeing for a few dates asked me out on a Friday night. When I showed up, I found out I was at an event…for singles. Left to my own devices for the evening (he explained he’s very social and therefore was going to be working the crowd much of the night), I thankfully managed to have a lot of fun and make some new friends. And then decided we should probably just be friends…

Another guy I had been on a few dates with invited me over to his neighborhood for dinner. Excited to try Moroccan food for the first time, I gladly headed his way. We walked over to the BYOB establishment, bottle of wine in hand…and didn’t even get to make it past the hostess stand. There was a sign on the door stating they only take cash. And he just got back from a bachelor party weekend. And spent all his cash at the strip clubs. And then proceeded to tell me about the lap dance he bought for himself and how much it cost while talking with his mouth completely full of food that was spraying everywhere while we were at our second choice restaurant (that place took credit cards).

And then tonight I got an email from someone I’ve been communicating with for a few weeks. Responding to my asking about his weekend, he informed me he had an amazing time with an out-of-state girl he met on eHarmony. She came to the city and they had a great weekend long date. He then asked my number so we could move forward with texting and calling before going out on a date of our own.

So far…no absolute horror stories, some really great dates, and some pretty laughable situations.

It’s going to be a great summer.

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Race Recap: Marathon #16, Nashville, TN: Country Music Marathon

Several weeks after having a blast at the Little Rock Marathon, I packed up my running gear again and headed down to music city – Nashville, TN!

Anticipating a car ride under 7 hours, I was a bit frazzled with my close to 9 hour commute.  Plans of visiting the Country Music Hall of Fame were left in the traffic and construction somewhere on Highway 65. Blasting country music, I finally peeled into a parking garage near the expo, several hours later than anticipated. I booked it inside, scooped up my race stuff, a few gels, and my Mizzou girls Marlena and Christine.

Back in the car again, onward to our hotel, and then straight to the Grand Ole Opry. Because my God, if we’re in Nashville, we’re going to the Opry. I had just enough time to change and leave my stuff in our room before we were off, barely registering the fact that our alarms were going to go off at 3:00 a.m. the next morning.

Yes, I said 3:00 a.m. Shit.

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Unfortunately, country music singer George Jones had passed away earlier that day. All of the performers honored him in some way, singing his songs and saying kind words about their experiences with him. And then the coolest thing ever happened.

Y’all….frigging Brad Paisley  surprise showed up. No Shit!

Not only did he honor George Jones, but he sang several acoustic songs, including “This is Country Music.” I love Nashville! As soon as the lights came back on, it was back to the hotel where we hurried to lay out our race stuff, set alarms, and were off to bed.

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All too soon it was (groan) 3:00 a.m. But then (double groan) we looked out the window and realized…it was raining.

Hard. Shit.

Ok, ok, I’ve been here with the weather before and probably will be again. But after we drove to the public park area, took the free shuttles to the start, and started walking towards the crowds, we realized we were soaked to the bone almost two hours before we were supposed to start running. Somehow we managed to sweet talk our way into the lobby of a hotel where we dried out and had use of a bathroom. We were able to connect with another Mizzou friend, Laura, who was kind enough to direct us over to a building that gave us an indoor bird’s-eye view of the start and supply us with garbage bags.

Because that’s a super hot look if I ever saw one.

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And then we were running in the rain. Dodging puddles and hills. Though we didn’t have much of a choice on running through either the puddles or the hills. I’m certain Nashville is a very pretty city, but I admit I spent much of it with my eyes on the road trying to determine the deepest spots in the road to avoid. Each time I landed a foot into a small swimming pool, my shoes felt heavy with rainwater. I knew later in the course my shoes would feel like bricks when this happened. And they did.

Yet all the while, thoughts of Boston. Prayers for the family and friends of anyone  affected by the tragedy. Noticing all the runners visibly displaying their support for Boston. Smiling at all the spectators, there to cheer us on with no fear despite what had happened. So much pride for marathoners. So much pride for our country.

This is not a group of people who can be easily messed with.

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Cutting off my knee brace (wet from the rain, it wouldn’t stay up) and making it through the marathon turnoff, it eventually just became…laughable and fun. Here we all are, on this hilly course, in what is supposed to be a beautiful city, getting completely soaked and just trying to avoid massive puddles, praying our sports bras don’t leave too many chaffing scars on our bodies (Oh – just me worried about that part? Huh.). Passing through a neighborhood, a loan woman sitting on her balcony cheered her head off for me as I ran by. I couldn’t stop smiling.

And then the damn sweeper vehicles were behind me.

Wait, what? The 7 hour cutoff is supposed to start after the last person crosses the starting line. I was on pace to finish anywhere between 6:15 and 6:45, depending, and I was in a middle coral at the start. So, what was up?

Lightening, apparently. They had stopped letting people through the turnoff point but now it was safe. No worries, we all trucked on. But later, at mile 18, I was the last one they let through an aid station. Everything was then closed down behind me.

Feeling terrible for the people a few hundred yards behind me who never got to go on (at the same time feeling selfishly lucky I did get to go on), I spent the next two miles running while constantly looking behind me. Because I was now the last one. And the damn sweeper vehicles were gaining on me.

Now we all know I sort of came in last place at another rainy and hilly marathon. And I was totally fine if that happened again. But the vehicles were getting closer and closer (as in directly behind my ass) and I knew while I could maintain my current pace, at 20 miles in there was a fat chance I could pick up my pace.

So I stopped running, walked over to the sweeper vehicle, and point-blank asked if I was going to get my 7 hours.

Yes, she said. Sorry for crowding you, she said. So long as you finish in 7 hours you’re fine.

And after that, I never looked back. Blissfully, it stopped raining for a couple of miles before it started downpouring even harder than before. I ran on, passing a few people here and there. And made it in to the end, finishing my sweet 16th state, in Tennessee!

Marlena and Christine, who had amazing races themselves, came back to pick me up before a quick shower and meeting up with more Mizzou girls, Angie and Jessica (who also had kick-ass races) at The Stage on Broadway.

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Nashville is truly a great city that I have decided absolutely requires another visit to really appreciate all of the bars with all of the great live music.

The next morning I said goodbye to everyone, grabbed breakfast with Laura (who got a PR on the course, by the way!), and hit the road.

And crossed off state #16 from my list!

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“The Perfect Week” Guy

***Names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent***

This weekend, I carefully applied my make-up, did my hair, and selected a cute outfit. It was my second eHarmony date planned since arriving in Chicago and I was super excited to meet someone new and check out a fun place in the city.  I took the Metra in (I don’t move to the city for another 3 weeks), grabbed a cab, and stepped out to see my date standing in front of the bar, right on time, looking much cuter in person than his pictures. We’ll call him….Freddy.

Freddy put our name down for a table and walked me over to the bar to get a drink. He was a perfect gentleman, helping me take off my coat, and handing me the drink menu first to look over, first.

But then he started talking.

Within five minutes I learned the value of the condo he could have bought at Trump Towers. A short-sale for a little less than $500,000, it was still affordable to him – even with the $1,000 monthly condo association fees. I briefly wondered what he would think about the value of my former condo in Sun Prairie…and how he could have bought close to five of them at that rate….

Not wanting to talk money on a first date, I changed the subject to work locations. Turns out both our jobs are just off Michigan Avenue. He knew right where mine was, mentioning it was very close to the new Burberry store. I remarked that I had been there once but it was a little intimidating. Freddy then told me he did a lot of shopping there.

I immediately felt a tiny bit self-conscious of the Target Merona brand scarf I had with me…

Realizing I was out of my league in the knowledge of designer labels, I changed the subject to Chicago neighborhoods. Freddy talked about looking for a condo in the Wicker Park / Bucktown area at one point. I happen to love that area! But – and he actually made a sweeping gesture from his head to his toes to indicate he was referencing his clothes – he didn’t think he’d fit in there. Those Wicker Park / Bucktown area folks just wouldn’t know what he was wearing.

All I could think was I don’t know what labels you are wearing…are you sure you want to be out with me?”

Our table was finally ready and at this point I was just hoping he was super nervous and maybe he’d relax and I could get to know him. So we sat down. And the conversation turned to How I Met Your Mother, one of my favorite shows.

“My groups of friends and I, well we love that show. We all fit a role of one of the characters.” Said Freddy, rather proudly.

“Oh,” I said “so, are you the most like Ted?” It was an easy assumption. I mean, he seemed sweet (on his profile), and he was on eHarmony for crying out loud. Why wouldn’t I think he was the one on a quest for love?

“Oh no! I’m like Barney!” Freddy’s exclamation kind of threw me off. “Have you ever seen ‘The Perfect Week’ episode?”

I wasn’t quite sure where he was going with this. “Yeah, you mean the one where Barney sleeps with a different girl each night of the week, seven days in a row?”

“Yes! That’s the one! That was the first episode I saw and I was hooked right away. I’ve had a perfect week before, too!”

Oh. My. God.

File under: The things you just don’t brag about on a first date.

If that wasn’t bad enough, you guys, he actually followed it up with “Practice makes perfect!”

Over the next half hour, most of his sentences started with “I probably should not share this on a first date, but…” I learned Freddy lives across the street from one ex girlfriend and keeps in touch with all exes. Well, except the two different girls he had once been engaged to.  He boasted he was a “tell it like it is” guy and always straight forward and blunt. And he was very impressed that I didn’t recoil when he told his Perfect Week Story. Turns out most girls react to that declaration quite negatively.

“Damn, my poker face is getting pretty good.” Were my first thoughts, followed quickly by “if all girls are repulsed by that story, wouldn’t you think to stop telling it?!”

And so, I went on my way back to the train station. Not without Freddy first trying to get me back to his place to watch How I Met Your Mother Episodes. I politely told him I didn’t want to end up a Dateline special, or inspire another plot for Law & Order SVU, and got into a cab.

And the next day when he reached out, I told him I didn’t think we were a good dating match and politely wished him the best of luck.

Freddy can take his perfect week.

I’m still holding out for the perfect date.

Race Recap: Marathon #15, Little Rock, AR: Little Rock Marathon

Little Rock, Arkansas is not a town I would have thought to visit if not for the 50 States Marathon Club. However, this past Friday I found myself waiting for a flight at O’Hare, headed to the state I would complete my 15th marathon in. And I have to say - if you want to cross Arkansas off your list, the Little Rock Marathon is the way to do it!

Due to delays and multiple gate changes, a bunch of us started chatting. Turns out, a majority of the plane was booked with runners headed to the event. I met two guys also trying to run all 50. For both, Arkansas would be their 10th state, getting them into the club. I also spoke with a very nice couple from Canada who chose Little Rock due to the huge medal.

And my God, is it a huge medal! But more on that, later.

Finally arriving, I met up with Nicole M. and we headed over to the expo. Leading up to marathon weekend, the organization was exceptional – but seeing it in person really showed off the magnitude of what this race is made of! The theme was “Lucky.” Backdrops, country music, and an impressive decor tied it all together. We picked up our packets and headed back for dinner and a drink before bed, but not before running into Dave Mari in the hotel lobby!

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The day before the marathon is traditionally the day we go exploring. Playing the role of senior citizen, we purchased an all day pass for the trolley tour around Little Rock. For a whopping two dollars, we could ride all day, learning about various historical sites. After snapping a few photos, we walked over to the capital building and checked out the inside before heading back. Dinner near our hotel and an early bedtime, we were all set for our 4:30 a.m. wake-up call.

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I can’t say enough nice things about this marathon – catering to us back of the pack runners, the early start was two hours before the normal start. This meant more time on the course without the crowd and ensured an exciting finish line experience. Part of being a back of the pack runner means accepting that sometimes the food and the fun are all packed up by the time you come strolling in. And that’s ok. But it was awesome knowing there was no chance of that happening at this race! And knowing we had eight hours to finish took away a lot of nerves.

Starting at about 27 degrees, we took off into the dark, soon catching a sunrise over the first bridge. Up and around the town of North Little Rock, we headed back into Little Rock all before the main crowd was fully lined up. The course itself is scenic in a few parts and also winds through some run down parts – but this event was more of an experience vs. a scenic destination. We trekked up a lot of hills, stopped for (seriously delicious) pizza around mile 17 at the Mich Ultra tent, and shuffled on.

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Somewhere around mile 21 or 22 we stopped on the course at a spectator’s home-made beverage station. This was no ordinary beverage station. This one just so happened to be serving mimosas. We figured “Hell, why not? Cheers!” A mile later, and we arrived at a similar set-up. Only this time we were presented with cold beer. Again, “Why not?!”

Cheers

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Clearly we were not concerned with our time at this point, and just wanted to have fun! We walked on, did a quick jog into the finish, and listened to the band for a few minutes before our quick walk back to the hotel with our INSANELY HUGE RACE MEDALS!

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Showered, changed, and excited about another finish, we headed to the post race party not knowing what to expect.

You guys. The Little Rock Marathon Post Race Party is the coolest marathon post party I have ever been too.

Tons of food. An open bar. A dessert station. A photobooth, a DJ, and a live band! An epic party that fit into the theme of the race, it’s easy to see why this party sells out! We put our coats down and went to grab food. When we came back, sitting across from us was the Canadian couple I met in O’Hare! I also managed to run into another one of my O’Hare friends, saw Dave M. again, and even ran into Boonsom “Lipstick Lady” Hartman! A fellow 50-stater, I’ve seen her on course at other runs after reading an article about her. With all of the food, drinks, music, and friendly faces we had an amazing time.

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Stopping at a bar on the way back for an appetizer and a beer, we spotted a good looking guy sitting alone. We decided to buy him a beer from across the bar and, like a gentleman, he came over to say thanks. He ended up sitting and chatting with us all evening. Turns out we bought a beer for Robert James Reese - executive producer for Runner’s World Online! He finished 19th with a time of 2:52 – a PR for him! For a guy who runs sub 3 hour marathons, he was seriously humble about his time, super down to earth, and very supportive of us back of the pack runners.

We left Little Rock the next morning with the hugest medal I have ever seen, new connections, great memories, and another state crossed off the list!

“The Book of Mormom:” a Review

What’s more fun than seeing “The Book of Mormon” at a sold out show on a Friday night in Chicago?

Seeing ”The Book of Mormon” at a sold out show on a Friday night in Chicago last-minute for $25, of course!

After reading “Under the Banner of Heaven,” and as soon as I heard the show was written by the creators of South Park, I knew I had to see it. Upon hearing the good news “The Book of Mormon” had extended its tour in Chicago, Nicole M. and I were intent on making it happen. We decided before paying full price, we’d try our luck in the rush lotto tickets drawing.

(side note: rush lotto tickets are for the first two rows, directly behind the orchestra pit. Many of the seats have limited views of the show, but it’s not terrible. They draw for tickets 2 hours before the curtain rises, and you have to be present to win. I think it’s the most amazing thing ever.) 

We showed up at the Bank of America Theater, filled out our lotto entries (careful to each select we wanted two tickets if our name was drawn), and killed time before the 5:30 drawing. Coming back in to the box office area, we realized we were not the only ones with this bright idea. It was packed.

One by one they drew entry forms. The crowd members left unnamed collectively grumbled. All to quickly, they were down to one…last…name.

“Nicole…Cast…sa…? Um… Nicole… Cassa…”

“That’s me!” (people have been butchering my last name since kindergarten. I knew the entry was mine even before she eventually pronounced it correctly).

Ignoring the glares of the crowd departing the box office, we made our way up to the ticket window and forked over $25 cash each. We weren’t able to sit next to each other, but hardly cared. I was in the front row, all the way to the left, and Nicole M. was diagonally behind me. But we were winners!

Me and my winning entry!

Me and my winning entry!

We walked over to the Italian Village for some wine and calamari, then made our way back to the 7:30 showing. Check out the views of the stage from my close-up seat:

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Looking right.

Looking right.

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The stage.

Right from the first song, the play was hilarious. The opening song is “Hello” and was even performed in the 2012 Tony Awards:


We follow a pair of Mormons sent on their two-year mission trip. Elder Price, a devout Mormon, had been praying to the Heavenly Father to be sent to his favorite place in the whole world: Orlando! In what seems to be a cruel joke played on him, he gets matched with Elder Cunningham, the class screw-up. Instead of sunny Florida, the two are sent to a destination much farther from home: Africa.

Arriving in a place suffering from various epidemics and let down by unfulfilled promises from previous organized religions, the tribe has developed a snappy phrase set to song and dance. A phrase that literally translates to “F*** You, God.”

You can why it’s important to know who the writers are before purchasing your tickets.

Equally both parts offensive and laugh-out-loud funny as the most entertaining of South Park episodes, “The Book of Mormon” had me both cracking up and dropping my jaw in shock through the entire performance. It crosses just enough lines to poke fun at organized religion, yet without taking it too far so that it’s not funny anymore.

The songs are hilarious. The lines incorporate actual Mormon facts that seem pretty “out there.” A quick turn around to look at the audience showed about 10% looking appalled and the other 90% laughing so hard they were near tears. I was part of the latter crowd (see what I did there? Latter crowd? Latter… Day…?)

If you enjoy Broadway and South Park makes you laugh instead of offending you, I highly suggest getting tickets to see “The Book of Mormon!”

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Top Five Friday: Top 5 Types of Metra Commuters

Packing up my things from Madison, WI, moving in with my parents in the ‘burbs, and starting work downtown in October, I’ve now been commuting for three solid months. I’ve experienced late trains, figured out the best schedule for my hours, and had one or two scary moments prompting me to purchase some pepper spray.

Throughout it all, I’ve spent many an hour people watching. For your reading pleasure, I’ve managed to list the travelers into five top categories. Behold the top five types of Metra commuters!

5. The Sleepers

These men and women always fascinate me. They have the ability to sleep with their monthly pass in full view for the conductor, not drool, and wake up at the end of the line fully refreshed. What the hell.

4. The “Still Getting Ready” Travelers

Honestly, I think I’ve picked up a few make-up application tips from watching these girls. And, not admitting or denying I’ve been such a traveler, I have to say you do not realize how bumpy a train ride is until you try applying mascara en route.

3. The Afternoon Party Crowd

The first time I saw people cracking open beers on the evening train, I was shocked when the conductor didn’t even give them a second glance. Turns out, it’s completely legal and normal to drink on the Metra.

I’ve also learned the Afternoon Party Crowd takes it up a notch on Fridays.

2. The Carrying Weird Items Passengers

I’ve brought home a frozen turkey. I’ve carried a rolled up rug. I’ve seen people carry laundry baskets filled with folded up clothes (thankfully clean). Crazy amounts of luggage. Plants, presents, and full meals meant to consume during the commute.

Essentially, if you don’t travel by car, you’re forced to carry it with you. And everyone sees.

1. The Runners

We all know I’ve been here. Running from my car in the morning to get over the center track before the train comes barreling through, or running through Ogilvie after work because my bus ran late. The first time I ran, I felt foolish. Later, I realized I see someone sprinting at least twice per day. It’s just another workout.

My rug.

My rug.

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Wordless Wednesday: Smiles Under the Neon

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Book Report: Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

***Warning! This post contains spoilers!***

Now that we got that out of the way…

I went into this book with high expectations. It was recommended to me by many people and on the bestseller list, so I thought it may be my next favorite. But, as with most things that start with high expectations, I ended up a little disappointed.

Let me start out by saying I think Gillian Flynn is an excellent writer. I admire her ability to tell a tale from two different character’s viewpoints and then add an alternate personality to one of them. I just hated the ending.

The book is divided into three sections. The first starts out with a missing wife. We oscillate between the husband’s point of view, as told in real-time, and the wife’s point of view, as told by her diary entries. As the reader, even though we are hearing from the husband in the first person, you truly start to wonder if he killed her.

In the second section, we actually hear from the wife’s point of view in real-time. We discover she staged her own disappearance, fabricated the diary (making up seven years worth of fake entries, elaborately tying in special events to make it seem believable), all to frame her husband whom she caught cheating on her. We again flip between her viewpoint and her husband’s.

The third section is the wife returning home, clearing the husband’s name, and then an ending that could have been so much more.

As mentioned, I enjoyed the writing and think Gillian Flynn does a good job. I was captivated for the second section, eagerly waiting to hear how everything was going to pan out. But what fell flat was there were not enough examples to show how psychotic was. Because the first section was drastically different, and moved much slower, I would have preferred that part shorter and the second section longer to further detail how nuts she was.

Also, the ending. The husband knows his wife killed a man she knew in order to stage an “escape from a captor.” She then impregnates herself with her husband’s semen, which she had saved in order to do such a thing. Despite all of this, after she framed him, fearing for his life, he stays with her. And that’s it. The book just ends with the two of them as a family. The last entry is from her, “just to have the last word.” I kept waiting for him to get his revenge, but…nope.

If I hadn’t hated the ending, I may have felt different about the overall book. However, it received great reviews from many, so may be worth checking out. I’m also eager to check out other books by the author.

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“Spank!” The Fifty Shades Parody: a Review

Hey you guys, remember when I read that awful Fifty Shades series?

I didn’t suffer through three novels of repetitive phrases just so I could be in the know and chose a side (you either loathe the writing, or are in love with Christian Grey and want to scream it from your handcuffed bedside). My page turning had an additional purpose: to appreciate seeing “Spank!”

My mom purchased tickets to the show that claimed to be a parody on the series and a “Laugh-out-Loud Musical.” Well, heck. If I’m promised to LOL, I’m in!

I hurried through the books as quickly as possible and we showed up at the Royal George Theatre in Lincoln Park not knowing what to expect. It was a Sunday afternoon, the last show during their Chicago tour, and we hadn’t heard much in terms of reviews.

It was fricking hilarious.

Only three actors make up the play: one to play the author and one for each lead character. They cast the parts perfectly (yes ladies, this means the guy who plays the Christian Grey knock-off is gorgeous). All three deliver their lines well-timed and in the exact way one would imagine in order to poke fun of the author and the characters she wrote.

The cast does interact with the audience, so if you get tickets for the front few rows, you’ve been warned! There are various pop culture references (such as Twilight and Love Actually) that make it that much funnier. And while the first act produces slightly more laughs than the second, I couldn’t stop laughing throughout. Without giving too much away, my favorite part was when he shows her the room of pain. Complete with top hat and cane, he sings a song of “Pure Domination,” to the tune of “Pure Imagination.”  

Because nothing says “sexy” like spoofing a Willy Wonka song.

The audience is mostly women, but the men there laughed just as hard. If you want to tackle the series in order to appreciate the show and are crunched for time, you truly only need to read the first book. Those who enjoy laughing and are looking for something to do on a girls night out, I highly suggest grabbing tickets before they’re sold out!

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